The awful passport pictures from the last blog post were so unforgettable that Unka Wey, rising rap music mogul, decided to grab the Worm and see if he could turn him into the next Lil Bow Wow, P-Nut, or MattyBRaps!
Meet Lil’ Wormie. Here are the lyrics to his debut single, Junkfoo’! (Please use Notorious B.I.G. Juicy instrumentals as background beat.)
It’s all good baby, baby!
With cookies and cream,
I used to drink cold milk wit’ my team.
Gummi bears and sharks up in the limousine.
Hanging pictures on my wall
Every Saturday, Froot Loops and Frankenberry Cereal!
Bubble tape got rocked, til my tape stopped.
Smokin’ gum cigarettes, sippin’ on soda pop!
Way back, when I stole the red and black treats from Brach!
With Spice Drops to match!
Remember Candy Blox? Duh-ha, duh-ha
I never thought that junkfoo’ would take it this far!
Now I’m eatin’ Star Brite cuz I rhyme tight.
Time to get paid, blow up like Fun Dip Lik-m-aid.
Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
Remember when I used to eat veggies for dinner.
Peace to Starburst, Pixy stix, chewy spree,
Double Bubble, Crunch, Oh Henry!
I’m blowing bubbles, you thought I would.
Call the crib, same number same hood,
It’s all good!
And if you don’t know, now you know…
The next Vanilla Ice Cream Or Caramel M&M! Yo Yo! All About the Chedda Goldfish!
Me vs. Gavin 