May 2011

Barely over a month into fatherhood.  Sleep deprived and brain dead, I decided to test my mental acuity this morning.

Trying to find a simple way to gauge brain activity, I quizzed myself with this:

Put a banana near a non-banana.  Close eyes.  Open eyes.  Pick up the object you think most closely resembles a banana and eat it.

Whew, I Picked the Correct One!

Come On Worm, Don’t Be Sore at Me!  I Had a 50:50 Chance!

I guessed correctly.  Whew!  It would have been difficult to explain to authorities why my baby had a bite-sized chunk missing from his hairy little forehead…