Forget what I said in an earlier post about losing 30 minutes of my life. I wasn’t in my right mind. Today, Tebow shines on my brain and blesses me with a stroke of genius!
I’m driving along and I see the usual signs on the local freeway: merging traffic, exit only, carpool – 2 or more…wait, 2 or more? I’ve got two or more in the car. In fact, I’ve got three in the car at the moment! Me, Gavin and Duncan = 3! I can’t believe it! I’m 2 or more! I’m 2 or more! The sign doesn’t say anything about the description of 2 or more, just 2 or more! The pint-sized progeny finally has a purpose.
Wow! So, now I’m entitled (well, aren’t all Californians entitled?) to a new entitlement! I can use the carpool lane!
I see myself saving minutes of freeway driving every week now. Added up over the course of a few months, I may save enough time to go for a good mountain biking excursion!
All I need is to do is bring the baby wherever I go. Rush hour traffic? No problem. Put the baby in the car. Morning traffic? No problem. Put the baby in the car! (What else has he got to do? Nothing! He’s a baby!) Minutes saved from traffic will become hours and hours will become days! This baby isn’t a time vortex anymore, he’s a time machine!
I finally understand why having kids is so rewarding. Thank you, Tebow! Hallelujah!
Gavin is the gift that keeps on giving…on the freeway!
Gavin – 5; Dad – 3
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