So, I’m driving my truck to the middle of nowhere to save myself from the total annihilation of the earth today and I see this huge lifeform laser-beam-eye-blasting trucks out in the desert. Something seemed out of the ordinary, and I thought to myself “Hey, maybe this guy is the one that was sent to end the world today.”
So I go up to take a closer look at him and he’s giggling like a baby and setting a couple of classic Toyota trucks ablaze. Fearful that my old Toyota was going to be next, I grab my little portable back massager tool that doubles as a dog toy that doubles as a weapon. (Yes, it’s that utilitarian. I put it in weapon mode as I approached the monster.)
“What do you think you’re doing?” I ask him…and the rest is in the image below.
I was able to get a good picture of the whole situation right before I put a stop to it with my quick wit. (I also thought it would be nice to upload a picture to Facebook for posterity purposes. It’s not every day that an apocalypse happens.)
Before you get too critical, I did photoshop this “End of the World” picture. But all I did was add our conversation. Everything else is legitimate and real! (Yes, my dog is really standing in the path of destruction and looking fierce in a teal fleece sweater!)
So, if you think that the world wasn’t going to end today, YOU WERE WRONG! I stopped it. I’m not looking for any rewards or anything. Just add Me vs. Gavin to your list of other daily timewasters.
Me vs. Gavin 