Wormie tells us this all the time! Translated, the title means that we love him. Lucky for us, he doesn’t think we are tastier than the new gut-busting Krispy Kreme doughnut sloppy joe sandwich, because nothing is or ever will be. (This sandwich incidentally made it’s debut in my hometown!) So, in case I forget about these funny words and sayings that Worm toddlerizes, I feel that I need to post them here. But instead of just putting together a list, I’ve decided to write it out as a dialogue between us in what would occur in a Honeydaddy-Worm conversation.
Me: Worm, are you ready for lunch?
Worm: Eat big meat! Watch tah tee see-oh! (Translation – “Sure father. I would love to dine on pheasant or swine, or even bison while I view an episode of Curious George.)
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Me: What are you stuffing in your diaper?
Worm: Buy a nana, nut, and pee a bubba, ga koo! (Translation – “Just some banana, doughnut, and Nutella. Thank you! These pants pockets are fake! So, I found some extra space here in my soggy underwear.”)
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Worm: Me tursy dat. chase fo wo and guk eet. (Translation – “I’m parched from exercising the dogs around the house. Can you grab me a beer?”)
Me: How about a root beer instead?
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Worm: Honeydaddy, my arm hurt. My pee pee hurt. Tiss. (Translation – “I can’t fathom how I could hurt my arm and pee pee simultaneously, but I did. Can you kiss them to make me feel better?”)
Me (if there’s any time that I must step up and be a dad, it’s now.): Umm….uhh….Well, I suggest you stop yanking on your pee pee like you’re starting a lawnmower and both your arm and pee pee will feel better. Point to the boo boo. *mwah*…one for the arm and…’hey is that a fire engine over there!?!’
Worm: Wow! Where?
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Sorry Worm, I Should Have Believed You The First Time You Told Me…
Me vs. Gavin 