Worm, do you know what I just deduced? (9)
We outnumber the women here in the roost! (11)
A vital precept shall be declared! (9)
Toilet lids remain up and lives will be spared! (11)
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As men, we demand this noble act
Of maintaining order in chaos with tact.
If seats stay up, there will be no pee
Anywhere else, but in the toilet you see!
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Worm! Good grief! Hold on just a minute!
It’s not a swimming pool! Don’t jump right in it!
Something’s amiss. Maybe you’re too small
To perceive the commode’s not a bath, that’s all!
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The latrine idea is more complex
Than your brain can dissect before getting vex.
I don’t speak ‘baby’, your speech is poor.
So we’ll keep the lid down until you mature.
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Later, we shall revisit this game
When Worm’s a bit older and I’m not yet lame.
We do concede now, lucky female.
But, I warn you be swift, for soon we’ll prevail!
Dad, This is The Smallest Bathtub Ever!
